I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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