Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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