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(604): View more from British Columbia

there's paper in my vomit.

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(516): View more from New York

perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection

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(720): View more from Colorado

my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me

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(817): View more from Texas

Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.

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(727): View more from Florida

I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.

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(516): View more from New York

Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future

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(303): View more from Colorado

Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.

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