My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
