Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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