Buhtt sex?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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