I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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