We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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