she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
