doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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