overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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