my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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