More tranny stories later!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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