if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
