hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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