Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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