Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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