Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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