So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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