Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
