I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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