How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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