i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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