But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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