it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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