She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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