What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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