Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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