yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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