After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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