Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
please don't ironically join a cult
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