So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
