i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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