Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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