I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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