ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
