hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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