I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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