have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
