worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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