How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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