Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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