If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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