he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
