Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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