Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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