i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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