I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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