I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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