i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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