Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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