First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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